Or maybe in a psycho way, she felt so lonely without having a boyfriend that she decided to go to one of the most diverse places in Rio Piedras: a Thursday night at the "refugio". With a lot of beers and a "chichaitos" in hand, trying to get a number but she was probably ignored, she decided to get revenge of the guys that ignored her. So that's why she spent her time trying to get the information that she used to make her investigation, I'm kidding... a bit. LOL. But the point here, is that in representation of men in UPRRP, I will respond her back discussing of UPR girls:
Homo Biatch Family: Most of these are going to have an MD or will still living on daddy's money. They hope to find a rich man to marry in the future.
1. Naturales: She is the most craziest biatch of the UPR. Anti-social, cocky , and don't even try to talk to her unless you have money or you are going to do her lab work for the class. They always go stunning to the university from head to toes as the general rule, but they have their exception.
2. ADMI: Like their sister from Naturales they are very proud to hold the second place in the Craziest Biatch Family at the UPR. They are the kind of girls that you will always see with their office dresses. Those girls are the ones that you will see on a Thursday night in "Brava", hanging out with her boyfriend the homo cabronus fichu. They always have an oral presentation. Mostly organized, with some skills.
3. COPU: The little sister of the Craziest Biatch Family has been spotted trying to go up in the chart. But as the future journalists, writers,or producers of Puerto Rico they think the world is theirs. They don't have space in their very small faculty for you unless f you are very very loud, and have a good interpersonal relationships' skills.
Homo Trashy Family: Although their wardrobe isn't cute I enjoy a conversation with them. These girls know how to talk...
1. HUMA: This faculty has 2 kinds of girls. One is the famous lover of weed, spending their time at the theater smoking, smoking, and smoking, having their "time of their life" forgetting about their undone homework. In the other side, they are the ones from the Art Department: dancers, actresses, and painters they are walking with their Platform Flip Flops with her huge BAG in her hand with a pose, walking around pretending they are an artists. These two types of girls have a different kind of personality, but what they share in common is that no matter what, they have the worst wardrobe, and the worst hair stylist in Earth.
2. Sociales: Talking of ideologies, politic, and MARX they spend their morning on trying to get the first spot on the trashy contest.
Homo WHATEVER Family: Are mostly immature, insecure, and boring.
1. ESGE: Bubblehead: A really really dumb person that when you ask them a question, they respond with the opposite of what you are asking. I just want to tell them in class: SHUT UP!
2. Education: Birth Chart 11,26 nacimientos/1,000 habitantes.
3. Arquitectura: Too far to walk there. Fun Fact: Don't know anyone from there.
To finish my humble opinion of my dear and lovely mates, I have to say that this is based on a general rule. I'm not bullying, so If this post offends you, I apologize. It's not my purpose so just pretend that you are the exception to the rule, and doesn't apply to you. After all, these girls represents the best of our society, the ones who attend the best Campus ever, so they deserve my respect.